Big Tit Patrol Review

They say they enforce the bra law, which basically means that the Big Tit Patrol prefers no bras at all. They also prefer natural tits, and if this is your policy too, this just might be the place you'd want to visit for a while.

First off, BigTitPatrol also comes with a big network of content. There are 30 additional bonus sites, including HotChicksPerfectTits, TheBigSwallow and HornySpanishFlies. Aside from links to VOD and live chat, you also get access to another 1000 or more non-exclusive videos.

There are 96 episodes so far. However, the archive isn't likely to grow quickly. Sometimes there are three updates a month, sometimes there is only one. The site isn't the most consistent in this regard. Some of the melons are quite massive, but there are a handful of chicks with maybe C-size cups. Nonetheless, you get a blend of all-naturals and enhanced tits. There are a lot of porn babes around here. Tyla Wynn and Avy Scott make appearances. Most of the chicks are white, but there are a few ebony racks and Latina hooters too.

The movies come with a set of screencaps and a set of digital stills. There are more than 500 pictures in a set, but there aren't Zip downloads. The 900x600 shots are crisp with that whole glamour look to them. I did wish for much larger sized photos, but these are worth a look. The only problem is that there are far too many of them and you end up getting a series of shots that all look the same. An editor would come in handy here.

I had a mixed reaction to the movies. The embedded Flash streams were great quality, but you can't download them, which is a true shame. The full-length 1450kbps, 480x360 Windows Media downloads are crisp, but the screen size is a little small and the clips need a major injection of quality. Clips are 460kbps with a 480x360 size. It isn't bad, but the clarity is still a bit fuzzy. Obviously, the full-length movies are much better. Some of the films start off with a reality style gimmick. For example, in one film the camera captures a babe doing some stretches before her daily jog. I loved that the cameraman kept a close eye on her tits. Eventually, she gets a bit hot and removes her shirt all together. Beautifully, she goes on a short jog and watching her jugs swing and bounce is a totally awesome sight! Eventually, she meets a dude, goes indoors, sucks his cock, gives him a titjob, and fucks his brains out. Her prize is a full load of cum to massage into her tits. The hardcore is fairly typical, but admittedly very hot.

Final Verdict

While I am not an expert, I will say that the babes on Big Tit Patrol are both naturally well-endowed or at least have good boob jobs. These aren't always super-sized juggs, but they are a good handful or two for any breast man. The site offers some fun and exciting content, but the quality could be better and the updates could come at a better and more regular pace.